{"id":33145,"date":"2026-03-22T18:09:47","date_gmt":"2026-03-22T18:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tridentinecatholic.com\/wp2\/?p=33145"},"modified":"2026-03-22T18:09:49","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T18:09:49","slug":"bobby-prevost-and-the-10-suggestions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tridentinecatholic.com\/wp2\/2026\/03\/22\/bobby-prevost-and-the-10-suggestions\/","title":{"rendered":"Bobby Prevost and the 10 suggestions"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Our old friend Cardinal Jim Shu of the Catholic church of the peoples republic of China has just announced that Pope Leo plans to issue a revised 10 commandments later this spring.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Pope Leo works on his New Synodal 10 suggestions<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

In keeping with the synodal church model of his predecessor Francis, Leo wants to expose us to a kinder, gentler, loving God with less vengeance and more mercy. According to Prevost, no one is perfect so the commandments should not be so harsh. It is also part of the new vibrant church to fit todays society.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The name will be changed from the \u201c10 commandments\u201d to the \u201c10 suggestions\u201d which denotes the kinder tone. The Changes will be as followed:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

First Commandment<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old:<\/strong> I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have strange gods before me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New:<\/strong> Hi, God here, I want ya to like me but if you prefer pachamama, or Buddha, or Muhammad, its ok I understand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Second Commandment<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old:<\/strong> Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in Vain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New:<\/strong> Swearing is not good, but if you do God will put his hands over his ears<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Third Commandment<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old:<\/strong> Remember to keep holy the Lords Day<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New: <\/strong>you should go to mass on Sunday but if you have to watch an important football game instead its ok<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fourth Commandment<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old:<\/strong> Honor thy father and thy mother<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New: <\/strong>Cut your parents some slack. At least pick out a good assisted living facility before you kick them out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fifth Commandment<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old:<\/strong> Thou shalt not kill<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New:<\/strong> Remember murder is bad, especially executing convicted mass murder felons<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sixth Commandment<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old: <\/strong>Thou Shalt not commit adultery<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New: <\/strong>Adultery is bad but healing with a kiss (or two) is perfectly ok<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Seventh Commandment<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old: <\/strong>Thou shalt not steal<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New: <\/strong>Stealing is bad except if its from the government for the support of illegal immigration<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eight Commandment<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old:<\/strong> Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New: <\/strong>Lieing about someone is ok as long as its about a TLM Catholic or President Trump<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ninth Commandment<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old:<\/strong> Though shalt not covet thou neighbors wife<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New:<\/strong> You can look at your neighbors wife but don\u2019t touch unless there is something in it for you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tenth commandments<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old:<\/strong> Though shalt not covet thy neighbors goods<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New:<\/strong> Taking what your neighbors own is ok if you use the assets to support the synodal church.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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