Into a rich and fertile field Mother church sowed in her future wheat seeds of which there were many varieties. There was the LaFabvre seed and the Schneider seed also the Burke and the Vigano seeds of which all were a prime variety. Also among the good seeds were the Stricklands and Paprocki seeds along with all the lay followers of the good wheat.
Whilst Mother church slept one night, the night of Vatican 2 eve, the enemy of Mother Church, the modernists, the free masons and the socialists came and oversowed cockle among wheat. These cockle seeds were mainly of the Jesuit variety the most notable were the Bergoglio, Smoochie Fernandez and Martin cockle variety along with their followers.
And when the blade was sprung up, and had brought forth fruit, then appeared the cockle who rose up quickly and ruthlessly trying to choke out the good wheat. The faithful servants of mother church came to and said, Mother church, didst thou not sow good seed in thy fields? Whence then hath it cockle? And what are we to do about this Jesuit cockle?
And mother church told her servants, “An enemy hast done this”. And the servants of Mother church then said to her wilt thou that we go and gather it up? And mother church said to them, No lest perhaps gathering up the Jesuit cockle you root up the good wheat together with the cockle. Suffer both to grow until the harvest and in the time of the harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather up first the Bergolian Smoochie Fernandez and Martin cockle and their followers and bind it into bundles to burn, but the wheat gather ye into my barn.
And so the damaging Bergoglio Cockle was finally removed from mother church allowing the good wheat to flourish. And this was how Pope Cockle got his name.